we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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