bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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