Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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