Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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