You can't special order awesome
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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