Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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