On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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