I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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