ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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