I think scott just propositioned me for sex
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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