I haven't been this sober since birth.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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