I'm really into asian looking animals
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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