ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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