Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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