just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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