Moan for me like Helen Keller
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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