Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Houston, we have a blender
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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