Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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