Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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