well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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