just come out here and I will go home with you...
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Everything about him screamed your future.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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