where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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