i jhust puked up my retainher.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
