Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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