Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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