Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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