Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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