grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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