she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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