I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize