Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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