so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
