Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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