ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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