Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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