Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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