distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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