why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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