I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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