he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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