youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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