Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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