my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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