the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
a search helicopter?!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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