paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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