We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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