He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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