think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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