I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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