We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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