See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Randomize
