hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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