I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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