I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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