pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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