I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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